? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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