Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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