I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
