question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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