Sponge bath it is.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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