yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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