Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
