I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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