He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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