Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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