just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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