On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
