...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You can't special order awesome
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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