I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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