everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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