i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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