This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I hate all girls vehemently.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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