By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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