I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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