I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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