But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
don't judge my taste in strippers
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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