How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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