It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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