Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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