She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
