I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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