North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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