you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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