I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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