just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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