how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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