I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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