now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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