More tranny stories later!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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