If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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