I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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