i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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