Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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