you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
