Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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