Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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