and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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