ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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