You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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