I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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Oh Jesus.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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