Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i've created a new STD.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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