The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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