Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
