I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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