Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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