quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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