I got chris browned last night
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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